Thanks Reddit@

Raindrops on Moses and whiskers on muslims,
Bright copper tithings and enemies smitten,
Heretics strung by their necks with some strings,
These are a few of my favourite things!

Screams of the unwashed in the inquisition,
death to all those who ignore my position,
Genocide, ignorance, and the kissing of rings
These are a few of my favourite things...

Girls in full dresses that cover their faces,
Folks fighting over my favourite places,
No meat on Fridays (among other things),
This is the shit that devout belief brings!

Read my good book,
take it for fact,
And don't feel so sad.
Just simply remember my favourite things,
and then you can do no bad.

Apologies to: Maria Portia Nelson, Irwin Kostal, Rodgers & Hammerstein, Julie Andrews, Marni Nixon, and rationalists everywhere.