Pardon my obnoxiously large font here, folks. But I have to get this out of my system:
TONY ROMO PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP. SERIOUSLY DUDE, YOU'VE MADE IT CRYSTAL CLEAR THAT YOU AWWWWW SHUCKS-ED YOUR WAY INTO BOTH THE COWBOYS QUARTERBACK JOB AND THE PANTS OF A FEW STARLETS OF QUESTIONABLE INTEGRITY. PLEASE STOP NOW. YOU SERIOUSLY CANNOT BE THIS STUPID
Seven years, huh? Why exactly is he playing football? Wouldn't it be easier to bypass all that pesky "playing" "training" "practicing" and "working" in favor of just selling GMCs or whatever you apparently would rather be doing with your time?
Tony Romo is to Brett Favre what Dane Cook is to comedy.
I bet Tony Romo LOVES Dane Cook. Jessica already did.
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